From the You Can’t Make This Stuff Up Department
Attack of the Ninja Polygamist Women!
Two armed polygamist sister wives with knives and stun guns and dressed like ninjas attacked a Utah home on Friday.
Honest. We’re not making this up. As Mark Twain said, “Of course truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.”
If you think knife-and-stun-gun-wielding polygamist wives on attack is odd, wait, there’s more. One of the intended victims fended off the ninjas by wielding a sword. How he happened to have a sword handy we do not know, but would love to. Thanks to his quick action and swordsmanship, he held the ninjas at bay until police arrived.
The attackees are a victim and witness in a criminal child sex-assault case. The defendant happens to be the ninja women’s husband. Click here to read The Guardian’s account.