Mormon Church headquarters announces layoffs
Describing the up to eight percent reduction in those departments as “relatively small,” spokesman Michael Purdy explained that the “… action is based solely on the need to be sure that resources are being used wisely to meet the evolving needs of a global church,” which we think bears a strong resemblance to explaining nothing at all.
We give Purdy credit for adding, “We are keenly aware that behind the numbers are individuals and families.”