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Latest assault on religious freedom ...

8/27/2016

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Farewell, religious freedom: Now you can be fired just for anointing the office with oil

Fired employee maintains he didn’t ​mistake the office for a salad
PictureIt’s not just for salad anymore.
IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING that the surest way to protect yourself from calamities in the last days is to smear olive oil on everything within reach. ​If you read “It’s Not About the Sex” My Ass,* you know that members of the TLC polygamist cult broke out the oil to anoint their homes and yards—structures, swing sets, fences, trees, shrubs, the works. One cult member even rented a private plane and anointed the town, literally and metaphorically, from above.

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It turns out that not just nutty religious polygamists know of the protective properties of olive oil. One fine morning in Florida, Miami City Capital Improvements Department employees arrived at work to find olive-oil crosses smeared on desks, walls, office equipment, and more.

​It was the handiwork of fellow employee Eric Cheely, a Pentecostal church member who maintains he did not mistake the office for a salad. As reported in Miami New Times, Cheely said, “[I] was sitting in my cubicle crying; I thought I heard what, in my opinion, God telling me: ‘Look, just bless the department... and go on about your business.’”

The story might have ended there if the City of Miami hadn’t decided to interfere with Cheely’s sincerely religious belief that the safety of the office and his coworkers hinged on his endowing them with divine lubrication. But interfere the city did, so Cheely sued.

The case dragged on for two years until, earlier this week, U.S. District Judge Robert Scola Jr. ruled that Cheely wasn’t fired because of his religious beliefs, but for damaging his employer’s property and disrupting business.

There goes one more vestige of your religious freedom. Matters can only get worse. Don’t be surprised if Bible literalists can no longer use the office to sacrifice and eat unblemished lambs.

Shout-out to Hemant Mehta, whose blog post brought the Cheely story to our attention
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*If you haven’t read “It’s Not About the Sex” My Ass, why the hell not? Pause where you are in this post, click here, and order your copy now. We promise the post will still be here when you get back. 

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Mormon founder Joseph Smith as seen by Family Guy

8/9/2016

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This Joseph Smith parody exaggerates

Mormon Church founder Joseph Smith indeed relieved trusting people of their cash in return for divining for buried treasure by means of a magic rock. But this parody from an episode of Seth MacFarlane’s “Family Guy,” wherein Smith unearths "an old Con Ed bill,” exaggerates unfairly. In fact, there is no solid evidence to suggest that Smith ever unearthed anything at all. Oh, and far from banning it, Mormons are all for dancing.
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